You’re Here Because ...
You want to be. I don’t expect you to be here. Frankly, I’m a little shocked (and just a wee bit excited) that you are. But you are here of your own free will. Any information you may or may not glean from this site is to be used at your own risk.
You Need To Know ...
Everything contained within this website are my own (the author’s) thoughts and opinions. Whether or not you agree with them, that’s how it is. They’re also subject to change at a moment’s notice.
I am not providing actual medical, legal or any other form of professional advice. Again, any information you may or may not glean from this site is to be used at your own risk.
I’m Copyrighted ...
But I’ll still let you quote me. Provided you give credit where credit is due, of course. If you do, you must also provide a disclaimer stating that it’s only opinion, not fact, and that readers use the information at their own risk and indemnify the original author of any legal or moral responsibility. And of course, you have to let me know. In fact, it’d be great if you could get my consent in advance. It would save me having to do one of those pesky rants about plagiarism and half-baked morons with no sense of decency.
Likewise, any elements of the website and any photos contained within (unless otherwise noted) are my own personal property. I can’t help with the layout (as noted here), but if you really want to borrow a photo or other image or element, please contact me and ask. I don’t bite. Often.
I Also Have Rights, And I’m Reserving Them ...
Indeed. I can change the focus of this website, shut it down, sell it to monkeys or change the terms of use at any time. I also reserve the right to remove, ban or set the hounds on any comment, forum post or incoming/outgoing link that I believe to be in poor taste, excessively abusive or otherwise inflammatory. I don’t even have to explain why. Think of me as your local pub and I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
I also reserve the right to re-publish any comment or email addressed to me. I will not disclose any personally identifying information, such as your email address, real name, IP address or freaky sexual predilections. It will simply be for rebuttal purposes, or to help me float my own boat.
I’m Really Not Responsible For ...
You.
And the advertisers,sponsors, members or commenters who appear on the website. Their opinions, beliefs and the content they show through this site may not necessarily reflect my own opinions and beliefs. Likewise, I do not endorse any opinion, belief, content or product linked to from within this website.
Should you have an issue with any comment, forum post (if applicable), link or item(s) purchased based on a link from this website, it is your own personal responsibility to resolve that issue.
